The Titan's Curse pjato-3 Page 14

  "He sent us help," Grover insisted. "I don't know how or why. But it was his presence. After this quest is done, I'm going back to New Mexico and drinking a lot of coffee. It's the best lead we've gotten in two thousand years. I was so close."

  I didn't answer. I didn't want to squash Grover's hopes.

  "What I want to know," Thalia said, looking at Bianca, "is how you destroyed one of the zombies. There are a lot more out there somewhere. We need to figure out how to fight them."

  Bianca shook her head. "I don't know. I just stabbed it and it went up in flames."

  "Maybe there's something special about your knife," I said.

  "It is the same as mine," Zoe said. "Celestial bronze, yes. But mine did not affect the warriors that way."

  "Maybe you have to hit the skeleton in a certain spot," I said.

  Bianca looked uncomfortable with everybody paying attention to her.

  "Never mind," Zoe told her. "We will find the answer. In the meantime, we should plan our next move. When we get through this junkyard, we must continue west. If we can find a road, we can hitchhike to the nearest city. I think that would be Las Vegas."

  I was about to protest that Grover and I had had bad experiences in that town, but Bianca beat us to it.

  "No!" she said. "Not there!"

  She looked really freaked out, like she'd just been dropped off the steep end of a roller coaster.

  Zoe frowned. "Why?"

  Bianca took a shaky breath. "I… I think we stayed there for a while. Nico and I. When we were traveling. And then, I can't remember…"

  Suddenly I had a really bad thought. I remembered what

  Bianca had told me about Nico and her staying in a hotel for a while. I met Graver's eyes, and I got the feeling he was thinking the same thing.

  "Bianca," I said. "That hotel you stayed at. Was it possibly called the Lotus Hotel and Casino?"

  Her eyes widened. "How could you know that?"

  "Oh, great," I said.

  "Wait," Thalia said. "What is the Lotus Casino?"

  "A couple of years ago," I said, "Grover, Annabeth, and I got trapped there. It's designed so you never want to leave. We stayed for about an hour. When we came out, five days had passed. It makes time speed up."

  "No," Bianca said. "No, that's not possible."

  "You said somebody came and got you out," I remembered.

  "Yes."

  "What did he look like? What did he say?"

  "I… I don't remember. Please, I really don't want to talk about this."

  Zoe sat forward, her eyebrows knit with concern. "You said that Washington, D.C., had changed when you went back last summer. You didn't remember the subway being there."

  "Yes, but—"

  "Bianca," Zoe said, "can you tell me the name of the president of the United States right now?"

  "Don't be silly," Bianca said. She told us the correct name of the president.

  "And who was the president before that?" Zoe asked.

  Bianca thought for a while. "Roosevelt."

  Zoe swallowed. "Theodore or Franklin'?"

  "Franklin," Bianca said. "F.D.R."

  "Like FDR Drive?" I asked. Because seriously, that's about all I knew about F.D.R.

  "Bianca," Zoe said. "F.D.R. was not the last president. That was about seventy years ago."

  "That's impossible," Bianca said. "I… I'm not that old."

  She stared at her hands as if to make sure they weren't wrinkled.

  Thalia's eyes turned sad. I guess she knew what it was like to get pulled out of time for a while. "It's okay, Bianca, The important thing is you and Nico are safe. You made it out."

  "But how?" I said. "We were only in there for an hour and we barely escaped. How could you have escaped after being there for so long?"

  "I told you." Bianca looked about ready to cry. "A man came and said it was time to leave. And—"

  "But who? Why did he do it?"

  Before she could answer, we were hit with a blazing light from down the road. The headlights of a car appeared out of nowhere. I was half hoping it was Apollo, come to give us a ride again, but the engine was way too silent for the sun chariot, and besides, it was nighttime. We grabbed our sleeping bags and got out of the way as a deathly white limousine slid to a stop in front of us.

  The back door of the limo opened right next to me. Before I could step away, the point of a sword touched my throat.

  I heard the sound of Zoe and Bianca drawing their bows. As the owner of the sword got out of the car, I moved back very slowly. I had to, because he was pushing the point under my chin.

  He smiled cruelly. "Not so fast now, are you, punk?"

  He was a big man with a crew cut, a black leather biker's jacket, black jeans, a white muscle shirt, and combat boots. Wraparound shades hid his eyes, but I knew what was behind those glasses—hollow sockets filled with flames.

  "Ares," I growled.

  The war god glanced at my friends. "At ease, people."

  He snapped his fingers, and their weapons fell to the ground.

  "This is a friendly meeting." He dug the point of his blade a little farther under my chin. "Of course I'd like to take your head for a trophy, but someone wants to see you. And I never behead my enemies in front of a lady."

  "What lady?" Thalia asked.

  Ares looked over at her. "Well, well. I heard you were back."

  He lowered his sword and pushed me away.

  "Thalia, daughter of Zeus," Ares mused. "You're not hanging out with very good company."

  "What's your business, Ares?" she said. "Who's in the car?"

  Ares smiled, enjoying the attention. "Oh, I doubt she wants to meet the rest of you. Particularly not them." He jutted his chin toward Zoe and Bianca. "Why don't you all go get some tacos while you wait? Only take Percy a few minutes."

  "We will not leave him alone with thee, Lord Ares," Zoe said.

  "Besides," Grover managed, "the taco place is closed."

  Ares snapped his fingers again. The lights inside the taqueria suddenly blazed to life. The boards flew off the door and the CLOSED sign flipped to OPEN. "You were saying, goat boy?"

  "Go on," I told my friends. "I'll handle this."

  I tried to sound more confident than I felt. I don't think Ares was fooled.

  "You heard the boy," Ares said. "He's big and strong. He's got things under control."

  My friends reluctantly headed over to the taco restaurant. Ares regarded me with loathing, then opened the limousine door like a chauffeur.

  "Get inside, punk," he said. "And mind your manners. She's not as forgiving of rudeness as I am."

  When I saw her, my jaw dropped.

  I forgot my name. I forgot where I was. I forgot how to speak in complete sentences.

  She was wearing a red satin dress and her hair was curled in a cascade of ringlets. Her face was the most beautiful I'd ever seen: perfect makeup, dazzling eyes, a smile that would've lit up the dark side of the moon.

  Thinking back on it, I can't tell you who she looked like.

  Or even what color her hair or her eyes were. Pick the most beautiful actress you can think of. The goddess was ten times more beautiful than that. Pick your favorite hair color, eye color, whatever. The goddess had that.

  When she smiled at me, just for a moment she looked a little like Annabeth. Then like this television actress I used to have a crush on in fifth grade. Then… well, you get the idea.

  "Ah, there you are, Percy," the goddess said. "I am Aphrodite."

  I slipped into the seat across from her and said something like, "Um uh gah."

  She smiled. "Aren't you sweet. Hold this, please."

  She handed me a polished mirror the size of a dinner plate and had me hold it up for her. She leaned forward and dabbed at her lipstick, though I couldn't see anything wrong with it.

  "Do you know why you're here?" she asked.

  I wanted to respond. Why couldn't I form a complete sentence? She was only a lady. A seriou
sly beautiful lady. With eyes like pools of spring water… Whoa.

  I pinched my own arm, hard.

  "I… I don't know," I managed.

  "Oh, dear," Aphrodite said. "Still in denial?"

  Outside the car, I could hear Ares chuckling. I had a feeling he could hear every word we said. The idea of him being out there made me angry, and that helped clear my mind.

  "I don't know what you're talking about," I said.

  "Well then, why are you on this quest?"

  "Artemis has been captured!"

  Aphrodite rolled her eyes. "Oh, Artemis. Please. Talk about a hopeless case. I mean, if they were going to kidnap a goddess, she should be breathtakingly beautiful, don't you think? I pity the poor dears who have to imprison Artemis. Bo-ring!"

  "But she was chasing a monster," I protested. "A really, really bad monster. We have to find it!"

  Aphrodite made me hold the mirror a little higher. She seemed to have found a microscopic problem at the corner of her eye and dabbed at her mascara. "Always some monster. But my dear Percy, that is why the others are on this quest. I'm more interested in you."

  My heart pounded. I didn't want to answer, but her eyes drew an answer right out of my mouth. "Annabeth is in trouble."

  Aphrodite beamed. "Exactly!"

  "I have to help her," I said. "I've been having these dreams."

  "Ah, you even dream about her! That's so cute!"

  "No! I mean… that's not what I meant."

  She made a tsk-tsk sound. "Percy, I'm on your side. I'm the reason you're here, after all."

  I stared at her. "What?"

  "The poisoned T-shirt the Stoll brothers gave Phoebe," she said. "Did you think that was an accident? Sending Blackjack to find you? Helping you sneak out of the camp?"

  "You did that?"

  "Of course! Because really, how boring these Hunters. are! A quest for some monster, blah blah blah. Saving Artemis. Let her stay lost, I say. But a quest for true love—"

  "Wait a second, I never said—"

  "Oh, my dear. You don't need to say it. You do know Annabeth was close to joining the Hunters, don't you?"

  I blushed. "I wasn't sure—"

  "She was about to throw her life away! And you, my dear, you can save her from that. It's so romantic!"

  "Uh…"

  "Oh, put the mirror down," Aphrodite ordered. "I look fine."

  I hadn't realized I was still holding it, but as soon as I put it down, I noticed my arms were sore.

  "Now listen, Percy," Aphrodite said. "The Hunters are your enemies. Forget them and Artemis and the monster. That's not important. You just concentrate on finding and saving Annabeth."

  "Do you know where she is?"

  Aphrodite waved her hand irritably. "No, no. I leave the details to you. But it's been ages since we've had a good tragic love story."

  "Whoa, first of all, I never said anything about love. And second, what's up with tragic!"

  "Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?"

  "Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?"

  "Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart."

  "But… I don't know where it's going. My heart, I mean."

  She smiled sympathetically. She really was beautiful. And not just because she had a pretty face or anything. She believed in love so much, it was impossible not to feel giddy when she talked about it.

  "Not knowing is half the fun," Aphrodite said. "Exquisitely painful, isn't it? Not being sure who you love and who loves you? Oh, you kids! It's so cute I'm going to cry."

  "No, no," I said. "Don't do that."

  "And don't worry," she said. "I'm not going to let this be easy and boring for you. No, I have some wonderful surprises in store. Anguish. Indecision. Oh, you just wait."

  "That's really okay," I told her. "Don't go to any trouble."

  "You're so cute. I wish all my daughters could break the heart of a boy as nice as you." Aphrodite's eyes were tearing up. "Now, you'd better go. And do be careful in my husband's territory, Percy. Don't take anything. He is awfully fussy about his trinkets and trash."

  "What?" I asked. "You mean Hephaestus?"

  But the car door opened and Ares grabbed my shoulder, pulling me out of the car and back into the desert night.

  My audience with the goddess of love was over.

  "You're lucky, punk." Ares pushed me away from the limo. "Be grateful."

  "For what?"

  "That we're being so nice. If it was up to me—"

  "So why haven't you killed me?" I shot back. It was a stupid thing to say to the god of war, but being around him always made me feel angry and reckless.

  Ares nodded, like I'd finally said something intelligent.

  "I'd love to kill you, seriously," he said. "But see, I got a situation. Word on Olympus is that you might start the biggest war in history. I can't risk messing that up. Besides, Aphrodite thinks you're some kinda soap-opera star or something. I kill you, that makes me look bad with her. But don't worry. I haven't forgotten my promise. Some day soon, kid—real soon—you're going to raise your sword to fight, and you're going to remember the wrath of Ares."

  I balled my fists. "Why wait? I beat you once. How's that ankle healing up?"

  He grinned crookedly. "Not bad, punk. But you got nothing on the master of taunts. I'll start the fight when I'm good and ready. Until then… Get lost."

  He snapped his fingers and the world did a three-sixty, spinning in a cloud of red dust. I fell to the ground.

  When I stood up again, the limousine was gone. The road, the taco restaurant, the whole town of Gila Claw was gone. My friends and I were standing in the middle of the junkyard, mountains of scrap metal stretched out in every direction.

  "What did she want with you?" Bianca asked, once I'd told them about Aphrodite.

  "Oh, uh, not sure," I lied. "She said to be careful in her husband's junkyard. She said not to pick anything up."

  Zoe narrowed her eyes. "The goddess of love would not make a special trip to tell thee that. Be careful, Percy. Aphrodite has led many heroes astray."

  "For once I agree with Zoe," Thalia said. "You can't trust Aphrodite."

  Grover was looking at me funny. Being empathic and all, he could usually read my emotions, and I got the feeling he knew exactly what Aphrodite had talked to me about.

  "So," I said, anxious to change the subject, "how do we get out of here?"

  "That way," Zoe said. "That is west."

  "How can you tell?"

  In the light of the full moon, I was surprised how well I could see her roll her eyes at me. "Ursa Major is in the north," she said, "which means that must be west."

  She pointed west, then at the northern constellation, which was hard to make out because there were so many other stars.

  "Oh, yeah," I said. "The bear thing."

  Zoe looked offended. "Show some respect. It was a fine bear. A worthy opponent."

  "You act like it was real."

  "Guys," Grover broke in. "Look!"

  We'd reached the crest of a junk mountain. Piles of metal objects glinted in the moonlight: broken heads of bronze horses, metal legs from human statues, smashed chariots, tons of shields and swords and other weapons, along with more modern stuff, like cars that gleamed gold and silver, refrigerators, washing machines, and computer monitors.

  "Whoa," Bianca said. "That stuff… some of it looks like real gold."

  "It is," Thalia said grimly. "Like Percy said, don't touch anything. This is the junkyard of the gods."

  "Junk?" Grover picked up a beautiful crown made of gold, silver, and jewels. It was broken on one side, as if it had been split by an axe. "You call this junk?"

  He bit off a point and began to chew. "It's delicious!"

  Thalia swatted the crown out of his hands. "I'm serious!"

  "Look!" Bianca said. She raced down the hill, tripping over bronze coils and golden
plates. She picked up a bow that glowed silver in moonlight. "A Hunter's bow!"

  She yelped in surprise as the bow began to shrink, and became a hair clip shaped like a crescent moon. "It's just like Percys sword!"

  Zoe's face was grim. "Leave it, Bianca."

  "But—"

  "It is here for a reason. Anything thrown away in this junkyard must stay in this yard. It is defective. Or cursed."

  Bianca reluctantly set the hair clip down.

  "I don't like this place," Thalia said. She gripped the shaft of her spear.

  "You think we're going to get attacked by killer refrigerators?" I asked.

  She gave me a hard look. "Zoe is right, Percy. Things get thrown away here for a reason. Now come on, let's get across the yard."

  "That's the second time you've agreed with Zoe," I muttered, but Thalia ignored me.

  We started picking our way through the hills and valleys of junk. The stuff seemed to go on forever, and if it hadn't been for Ursa Major, we would've gotten lost. All the hills pretty much looked the same.

  I'd like to say we left the stuff alone, but there was too much cool junk not to check out some of it. I found an electric guitar shaped like Apollo's lyre that was so sweet I had to pick it up. Grover found a broken tree made out of metal. It had been chopped to pieces, but some of the branches still had golden birds in them, and they whirred around when Grover picked them up, trying to flap their wings.

  Finally, we saw the edge of the junkyard about half a mile ahead of us, the lights of a highway stretching through the desert. But between us and the road…

  "What is that?" Bianca gasped.

  Ahead of us was a hill much bigger and longer than the others. It was like a metal mesa, the length of a football field and as tall as goalposts. At one end of the mesa was a row of ten thick metal columns, wedged tightly together.

  Bianca frowned. "They look like—"

  "Toes," Grover said.

  Bianca nodded. "Really, really large toes."

  Zoe and Thalia exchanged nervous looks.

  "Let's go around," Thalia said. "Far around."

  "But the road is right over there," I protested. "Quicker to climb over."